This profitable business sits on five acres of pristine Alaskan wilderness. You'll own The Chicken Creek Cafe, the Chicken Creek Saloon (underwear stapled to the ceiling included - panty cannon negotiable,) the Liquor Store, a Gas Station, and the Chicken Mercantile Emporium (complete with the famous and classy "I Got Laid in Chicken Alaska" T-shirts.)
But wait, there's more! Included is the residence cabin - a beautiful 1400 foot log house with vaulted ceilings, a gorgeous guest cabin, and housing for seasonal employees.
You want more? Okay! You also get two nice generators (one brand new), a great site for further expansion for an RV park surrounded by trees with a great view of Taylor Mountain, plus 2 liquor licenses! And the water system and gas station are in tip top shape.
And if that's not enough, remember this business only operates 4 months a year - you'll make enough to get 8 freakin' months of vacation. What more do you want?
After you buy your town, perhaps you'd like some extra T-Shirt swag to show off your purchase to your jealous friends
For just the price of a cup of coffee a day (for about 273 years) you get everything !
Underneath the shirt's title sits a chick popping out of its shell. Could you find a more perfect mix of childlike innocence and sexual innuendo? Yeah, we didn't think so. This is Chicken Classy.
15% discount on shirt if you buy downtown
P.O. Box 48 Chicken, Alaska 99732