This profitable business sits on five acres of pristine Alaskan wilderness.  You'll own The Chicken Creek Cafe, the Chicken Creek Saloon (underwear stapled to the ceiling  included - panty cannon negotiable,) the Liquor Store, a Gas Station, and the Chicken Mercantile Emporium (complete with the famous and classy "I Got Laid in Chicken Alaska" T-shirts.)

But wait, there's more! Included is the residence cabin - a beautiful 1400 foot log house with vaulted ceilings, a gorgeous guest cabin, and housing for seasonal employees.

You want more? Okay! You also get two nice generators (one brand new), a great site for further expansion for an RV park surrounded by trees with a great view of Taylor Mountain, plus 2 liquor licenses!  And the water system and gas station are in tip top shape.

And if that's not enough, remember this business only operates 4 months a year - you'll make enough to get 8 freakin' months of vacation.  What more do you want?